Love, ~Vanessa~
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Holiday, Halloween
Hebrews 4:12“For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.”
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Not surprisingly, this was my most frequent go-to costume as a little girl, lol. It was one day a year where I could dress up as something pretty and sparkly!
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. …
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.”What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the Inflight Internet and searches the ‘net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought this was going to be a dumb blonde joke.
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This may be one of my favorite jokes of all time! It never gets old.
Have an amazing weekend!
Psalm 51:12“Restore to me the joy of your salvation and grant me a willing spirit, to sustain me.”
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Yeah, no. Just, no. Too extroverted for me! lol
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play” The player agreed.
The coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, “Okay, now concentrate… what is two plus two?”
The player thought for a moment and then he answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?!?” the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”
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Hahaha! Okay, I confess, I didn’t see that ending coming!
Have an epic weekend!
Shaking things up with the Poblanos! C’mon, join in! You can do this!
November is just around the corner, and while many of our writer friends will be participating in NaNoWriMo (congrats, y’all, and good luck!) — some of us will be doing what we do.
Running our yearly blog-marathon for National Blog Posting Month.
We call itNanoPoblano … And Team Tiny Peppers… or Cheer Peppers. Whatever you call us, the important things are that we try together, and we would love if you joined us!
Normally National Blog Posting Month means we write a post a day, for the whole month– but this year, we’re shaking things up! We’re trying to make this a comprehensive blog challenge, complete with a ready-made community.
We’re challenging our team to 10 days of posts, 10 days of reading/commenting, and 10 days of sharing posts through any other platform.
Obviously, you’re still welcome to tackle this challenge however you’d like. Team Tiny Peppers is known for…
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Jeremiah 29:11“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”
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No, it doesn’t fit! But, my daughter was a bee for Halloween one year when she was little!
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
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*snort* Yeah, maybe! lol
Have a great weekend!
Isaiah 26:4“Trust in the LORD forever, for the LORD, the LORD himself, is the Rock eternal.”
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You are fun loving and spontaneous. Like with every other day, you just go with the flow on Halloween. You never know what you’re going to dress up as until the night of Halloween, but you’ve always got a few options in the back of your mind. You see Halloween as a night where anything can happen. You like to take it easy and see what happens. Each Halloween is different every year – and that’s what you love about it!
What Halloween Costume Should You Rock?
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For some reason, I now have these visions of the movie, “A Christmas Story” going through my head.
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
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Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
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Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
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Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.
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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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Some of those were a tad too true! lol
Have a wonderful weekend!