Sunday, February 14, 2016

Kick the Baby!

Oooh, no love for the baby!  Not even on Valentine’s Day!

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Kick the Baby!

Kick the Baby! – Cheezburger


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Friday, February 12, 2016

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Conversation Differences Between Men And Women

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh – that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.’

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That’s pretty much just how it goes, too! 

Have a sweet Valentine’s weekend!

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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Dear Christians, If You Vote For A Godless Man, You Are Asking For Tyranny

Broadcasted at February 10, 2016 at 11:02PM:

We’ve long been suffering under incompetent and corrupt leadership, but we deserve no sympathy. We are not victims. Despite what we say about the “rigged” system, the truth is that we have this sort of government because we chose this sort of government. It’s really that simple. We flock to the polls and put morally bankrupt people in charge, and now we are morally (and financially) bankrupt nation. This ain’t calculus. It’s very straightforward. Don’t want tyranny? Stop electing tyrants.

My radical theory is that we should TRY as best we can to elect God fearing, morally centered leaders. Yes, you never know if someone is really a snake in the grass, but at the very least we should avoid supporting people who practically advertise their self-idolization.

I know this message will not resonate with secularists and atheists. But Christians ought to all agree. We Christians should do our very best to ensure we are supporting candidates who appear to be steadfast in their principles and their faith in God. Any who do not fit that description should be disqualified from consideration immediately, without exception.

In other words, Christians should not support Donald Trump. To support Donald Trump is to compromise your values and put politics ahead of the Gospel. It also means ignoring what is just plain old common sense:

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Monday, February 8, 2016

hAPPy Monday

Well, I’m not happy about this, that’s for sure.  I understand that, as a business, Microsoft wants to get all users on the same page.  But what they want, and what they get, are not going to necessarily be the same thing.  And trying to force an update on people, without consideration for their bandwidth, their current computer set-ups, their current whatever, is just bad, BAD business, in my opinion. 

There are several reasons why I don’t want Win10 on my desktop.  And I totally resent Microsoft trying to force it on me anyway.  At the very least, they ought to be giving away free discs to people.  There are many users out there who have caps on how much they can d/l off the Internet, and a 6+GB d/l just isn’t reasonable.  A disc would go a long way for those users. 

There are lots of older computers that won’t be able to handle the new drivers and lots of their existing programs will break because of the updates. 

And there are lots of users who just don’t Microsoft dictating to them what operating system they have to have on their computer.  For them, it’s a matter of principle. 

Microsoft is getting beyond the point of asking nicely anymore whether or not you want Win10, and they’re not even offering you dinner and a movie first, either. 

I have Win10 on my laptop, and it’s not an issue.  It’s a nice OS and I don’t have any problems with it.  I bought it with Win 8 with the intention of updating to Win10.  But my desktop is older, and I have things on here that Win10 will not play nice with, and I don’t want MS to break my stuff, thank you very much. 

I’ve gone through and disabled updates.  The “thanks but no thanks I’m not going to click your Win10 GWX button” thing just isn’t enough anymore, apparently. 

The linked article has more information, and the ways you can disable updates if you don’t want Win10 either. 

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Look out: Microsoft shifts Windows 10 to ‘Recommended’ update, automatic download | ExtremeTech

Look out: Microsoft shifts Windows 10 to ‘Recommended’ update, automatic download

Windows clouds

Microsoft has been increasingly aggressive in its attempts to push consumers to download Windows 10. Starting today (Feb 2), the company is upping the ante once again. As of now, Windows 10 is now classified as a “Recommended” update, which means many Windows 7 and 8.1 users will download and begin the installation automatically.

By default, Windows 7, 8, and 8.1 shipped with updates enabled and a second box — “Give me Recommended updates the same way I receive important updates” checked as well. Plenty of users have changed these settings, but you can bet millions of people haven’t. We’ve written before about the power of defaults, and in this case, leaving automatic updates on has been a good idea for many users.

There are several issues to be aware of here. First, users on metered connections must either turn off recommended updates or disable automatic updates altogether if you don’t want the 6GB download to count against your monthly limit. Simply deleting the file isn’t sufficient, your OS will download it again. Microsoft doesn’t recommend disabling automatic update, but the company has no solution for users who can’t spare the bandwidth to download the OS, but don’t want the update.

Microsoft made this change to the Windows 10 GWX application, in a patently obvious attempt to shove more users towards upgrading. The company’s opt-out for Windows 10 installation is unlikely to be much better. Even if it is, however, there’s still a larger issue — specifically, the people this upgrade is going to hit are those who are the least likely to know it’s coming.

There’s no way this doesn’t create headaches for at least some Windows users, as well as Microsoft. Some drivers won’t update properly. Some people will misinterpret the installation as malware, since Microsoft hasn’t historically updated its operating systems in this fashion. Some will click on “Get Windows 10″ without realizing that it’s an entirely new operating system that makes significant changes to how basic system functions work. Resetting system defaults to MS programs is going to leave some people thinking their previous browser settings or customizations are gone.

All of these issues are issues with any OS upgrade, but OS updates are typically something the user initiates. Microsoft clearly wants its entire user base on Windows 10. But think about it: This move targets use who don’t know enough to disable Recommended updates, but have also rejected Microsoft’s previous offers. This could create a nasty snarl of blowback if the upgrade push starts making life difficult for large numbers of people.

Microsoft has published a KB article detailing how end-users can control the upgrade prompts and disable them in the future, available here.

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Sunday, February 7, 2016

Bambie Traps Bobcat

Now there’s a switch!  The prey becomes the predator.  Well, sort of.  Maybe just lucky. 

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ps – yes, I know it’s misspelled!  That’s how it was copied over from Cheezeburger!

Bambie Traps Bobcat

Bambie Traps Bobcat – Cheezburger


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Saturday, February 6, 2016

What’s Your Love Sign?

In honor of St Valentine’s Day this month, how about some “love” quizzes? 
This one made me chuckle with the whole “sign” thing, but I have to confess, the description is pretty accurate!

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Your Love Sign is Taurus
You are greedy in love. When you fall for someone, you feel like you have to have them immediately.
You are both patient and stubborn. You’ll wait years for the person you love to love you back.

For you, the ideal relationship is comforting and stable. You don’t need a lot of excitement.
You believe that love should be luxurious. You love to spoil your partner and to feel spoiled.


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Friday, February 5, 2016

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What Is Butt Dust??

What, you ask, is ‘Butt dust’? What do you do or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and  genuine. No adult is this creative!!

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Melanie said, ‘If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.’

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she’d have to open it for  her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: ‘How does it know it’s me?’

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ‘Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?’

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ‘The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.’ Concerned, James asked:  ‘What happened to the flea?’

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget….

This particular Sunday sermon… ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.  ‘Without you, we are but dust….’ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year-old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

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As a mom, these absolutely cracked me up.  I think you’ll like them, too.  Open-mouthed smile

Have an epic weekend!  Go Panthers!

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