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Pet Fish and The Game Warden

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving a lake well known for its fishing and was stopped by a game warden. The warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”

The man replied to the game warden, “No, sir. These are my pet fish.”

“Pet fish?!” the warden replied.

“Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to this lake and let them swim around for about a half-hour, When I whistle, they all come back, jump back into my buckets, and I take ’em home. We do this every night.”

“That’s a bunch of hooey,” said the warden. “Fish can’t do that!”

“No, really! says the man. “Here, I’ll show you.” And he releases the fish in the lake.

“Well, I’ve GOT to see this!” the game warden replied.

The man and the warden stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, “Well?”

“Well, what?” the man asked.

“When are you going to call them back?” the game warden huffs.

“Call who back?” the man asked.

“The FISH.”

“What fish?”

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Hahaha!  Must be smarter than suspect, Grasshopper!

Have an epic weekend!

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1 John 3:11

1 John 3:11“[More on Love and Hatred] For this is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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Rest in Peace, My Beloved

I don’t even know how to begin to tell you.  I have news.  It is not good. 

My husband, https://endanegered.wordpress.com/, passed away in the wee hours this morning.  It looks like probably a heart attack but I won’t know for sure until I hear back from the coroner. 

The kids and I are trying to process.  They went to bed shortly after we got back from the hospital, and really, I need to go to bed, too, but … yeah.

Please pray for us.

So please be patient with me while I try to process this.  Not sure when I’ll be online.  Thank you for understanding.

Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince.  And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

~Vanessa

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The Five Factor Emotional Intelligence Test

You Sometimes Attend to Your Emotions

You can express your emotions, but it’s not always easy for you. It takes you a while to open up.
You balance heart and head when conducting your life. Facts matter, but feelings matter too.
You are very emotionally responsive. It’s not difficult to tug on your heartstrings.
You are an extremely empathetic person. You find it easy to put yourself in someone else’s shoes.

 

 

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, The Five Factor Emotional Intelligence Test

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Huh.  They got me on this one.  It does take me quite a while to open up.  I tend to play my cards close to the vest, as the saying goes.   

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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love,

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The Note

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…don’t bother coming after me”

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. after a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote:

“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread; be back in five minutes.”

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This just cracked me up! 

Have a great weekend and an awesome Valentine’s Day!

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