Friday, June 12, 2020

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Men vs. Women

WOMEN:

       – Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

       – Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.

       – Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.

       – A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.

       – Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.

       – The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.

       – They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN:

       – Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and sometimes killing spiders.

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Everyone has their place in life! 

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Sunday, June 7, 2020

Psalm 90:2,4

Psalm 90:2,4“Before the mountains were born or you brought forth the whole world, from everlasting to everlasting you are God. A thousand years in your sight are like a day that has just gone by, or like a watch in the night.”

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Saturday, June 6, 2020

What Are Your Colors?

 
Your colors are soft and comforting baby blues, pinks, and purples.
You are a down to earth and kind person. You are happy to take care of others.

Your friends can count on you to be reliable and trustworthy. And you never let them down.
You are naturally kind and thoughtful. You truly like other people, and you give them the benefit of the doubt.

Your Colors Are Sweet
 
 
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Well huh.  Likes taking care of others and loyal.  Yep.  This one got a few things right.

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Friday, June 5, 2020

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Senior Wisdom

“The older you get, the harder it is to lose weight because by that time your body and your fat are really good friends.”

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I’d never want to come between friends!

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Sunday, May 31, 2020

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

1 Thessalonians 4:16-17“For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.”

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