You Must Love Your Neighbor As Yourself.
Part of the trouble with this, however, is that most people seem to have a mistaken notion of what love actually is.
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Friday, October 27, 2017
Funnies
Young Minister
A young minister about to deliver his first sermon asked the advice of a retired minister on how to capture the congregation’s attention.
“Start with an opening line that’s certain to grab them,” the cleric told him. “For example: ‘Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman.'”
He smiled at the young minister’s shocked look before adding, “She was my mother.”
The next Sunday the minister nervously clutched the pulpit rail before the congregation and stated, “Some of the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman.”
He was pleased at the instant reaction, then panic-stricken. “But for the life of me, I can’t remember who she was!”
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Oh my gosh, that’s just the kind of thing that happens to me! The mind goes on vacation and decides not to tell me, hahaha!
Have an epic weekend!
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Thursday, October 26, 2017
Daily Prompt
Depends on whether I’m on vampire hours, or homeschool hours.
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Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Proverbs 15:23
| Proverbs 15:23“A person finds joy in giving an apt reply— and how good is a timely word!”
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