| Ephesians 1:7“In him we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, in accordance with the riches of God’s grace”
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Sunday, March 4, 2018
Ephesians 1:7
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Saturday, March 3, 2018
How Irish Are You?
Only 50%?! That feels so unfair but it’s probably justified seeing as how I’ve never been to Ireland and my most recent relatives to be born there are probably several generations back. I am 100% American though! So if the Irish part is just frosting on the cake, then 50% is a lot frosting compared to cake, right?
| You’re 50% Irish |
 You’re probably less Irish than you think you are… |
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Sunday, February 25, 2018
1 John 4:9
| 1 John 4:9“This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him.”
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Saturday, February 24, 2018
What Kind of Love Are You In?
Well. Yeah. Like that. 
| You Are in Erotic Love |
 This doesn’t mean that your love is purely sexual. Instead, it means your love is sensual and deep.When you met your partner, you didn’t have any questions about your attraction. You had major chemistry going on! You are a true romantic, and you remember everything about when you and your partner first fell in love. And your feeling are still strong. |
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Friday, February 23, 2018
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via Bookworm Room » Jewish jokes.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!”
Someone stole all my credit cards but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. ” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!”
Patient: “I am 60!”
Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears.”
Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They’re worth it.
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
A man called his mother in Florida and asked “Mom, how are you?” “Not too good,” said the mother. “I’ve been very weak.” The son said, “Why are you so weak?” She said, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.” The son said, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?” The mother answered, “Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.”
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, “What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” “The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”
Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.” “Force yourself,” she replied.
Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that Isn’t 20% off.
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Oh my gosh, the funny!
Have a wonderful Shabbat!
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Sunday, February 18, 2018
Funnies
A tough shot
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man, you’ll never hit her from here!”
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Hahahaha! Someone in this joke isn’t happily married!
Have a great weekend!
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