Pregnancy Q&A
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the baby’s sex?
A: Child birth
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out your pregnant.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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