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Advice from An Old Farmer

– Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

– Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

– Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

– A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

– Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

– You cannot unsay a cruel word.

– Every path has a few puddles.

– When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

– Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

– Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

– Live a good, honorable life… Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.

– Don ‘t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none.

– Always drink upstream from the herd.

– Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

– Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.

– If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around..

– Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

– Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.

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I tell you, those old farmers know a thing or two!

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