Friday, January 11, 2019

Funnies

Weather or Not?

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Rainier, it’s going to rain.

If not, it already is.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?

Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.

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Stay dry out there!

Have a pleasant weekend!

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