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Cowboy Wisdom

•Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

•Don’t squat with your spurs on.

•Don’t judge people by their relatives.

•Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

•Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

•Don’t interfere with something that ain’t botherin’ you none.

•Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

•It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

•Generally, you ain’t learnin’ nothing when your mouth’s a-jawin’.

•Tellin’ a man to git lost and makin’ him do it are two entirely different propositions.

•If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there with ya.

•Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

•Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back.

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If you ask the cowboy in your life how true these are, he’ll tell you that they are, lol.   

Have an awesome weekend!

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