| 1 John 4:9“This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him.”
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Sunday, February 25, 2018
1 John 4:9
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Saturday, February 24, 2018
What Kind of Love Are You In?
Well. Yeah. Like that. 
| You Are in Erotic Love |
 This doesn’t mean that your love is purely sexual. Instead, it means your love is sensual and deep.When you met your partner, you didn’t have any questions about your attraction. You had major chemistry going on! You are a true romantic, and you remember everything about when you and your partner first fell in love. And your feeling are still strong. |
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Friday, February 23, 2018
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via Bookworm Room » Jewish jokes.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she’s making love? “Honey, I’m home!”
Someone stole all my credit cards but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your check came back. ” Mrs. Cohen answered, “So did my arthritis!”
Doctor: “You’ll live to be 60!”
Patient: “I am 60!”
Doctor: “See! What did I tell you?”
Patient: “I have a ringing in my ears.”
Doctor: “Don’t answer!”
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says “Okay, let’s get started.”
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They’re worth it.
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.
The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Q: Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!
A man called his mother in Florida and asked “Mom, how are you?” “Not too good,” said the mother. “I’ve been very weak.” The son said, “Why are you so weak?” She said, “Because I haven’t eaten in 38 days.” The son said, “That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten in 38 days?” The mother answered, “Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.”
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, “What part is it?” The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.” “The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.”
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) “Don’t bother. I’ll sit in the dark. I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.”
Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s eat.
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.” “Force yourself,” she replied.
Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don’t like anything that Isn’t 20% off.
via Bookworm Room » Jewish jokes.
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Oh my gosh, the funny!
Have a wonderful Shabbat!
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Sunday, February 18, 2018
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A tough shot
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man, you’ll never hit her from here!”
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Hahahaha! Someone in this joke isn’t happily married!
Have a great weekend!
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Romans 8:38-39
| Romans 8:38-39“For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved. |
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Saturday, February 17, 2018
What’s Your Ideal Relationship?
This is true. I remember how I was before I met my husband, and this pretty much sums it up.
| Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage |
 You’ve dated enough to know what you want.And that’s marriage – with the right person. You’re serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven’t met the person you want to get hitched to! |
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Sunday, February 11, 2018
1 Corinthians 13: 6-7
| 1 Corinthians 13: 6-7“Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.”
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Saturday, February 10, 2018
Are You With Your Soul Mate?
After all these years, yeah, I’d say we were in it for the long haul, lol.
| You Are Soul Mates |
 You’re in this relationship for the long haul, and it’s almost certain that your sweetie is too.Everyone agrees that the two of you are perfect for one another. You were meant to be together. While you and your partner are a good match, you still work hard for what you’ve got. |
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Wednesday, February 7, 2018
Conversations
son – have you seen those human Barbie people? I was like, wow …
me – that’s nothing, have you seen the human Ken doll? Totally creepy!
daughter – that’s literally plastic surgery, making themselves look like plastic dolls
son – yeah, I want to ask, can I spin your head around and squish it and pop it off?
me – *laughs* oh my gosh!
son – what? I used to do that with V’s Barbies all the time!
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Sunday, February 4, 2018
Psalm 33:4-5
| Psalm 33:4-5“For the word of the LORD is right and true; he is faithful in all he does. The LORD loves righteousness and justice; the earth is full of his unfailing love.”
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Saturday, February 3, 2018
Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?
Ha! Too funny!
| You Can Make 63% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You |
 Your seduction skills are practically legendary. You know how to close the deal.Just don’t let someone you’re really into get the better of you! As long as you keep up your end of the flirting game, you’ll get the prize at the end. |
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Friday, February 2, 2018
Daily Prompt
It is part of the big house that the genie also granted me. 
It is almost completely glass, with a wall for the fireplace and kitchenette. It has amazing views of the mountains.
It also comes with a twice a week window cleaning service.
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Texting for seniors
Although most reading this are not yet seniors I thought you should know their texting shorthand:
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring your own teeth
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Ibuprofen
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing
…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
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*snort* Yeah, these are getting a little too close for comfort! lol
Have an awesome weekend!
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