| Acts 20:24“However, I consider my life worth nothing to me; my only aim is to finish the race and complete the task the Lord Jesus has given me—the task of testifying to the good news of God’s grace.”
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| You Are Milk and Honey Soap |
 You are very calming and soothing to those around you. Just your presence makes everything better. You are slow to act and slow to warm up once you do act. You don’t like to rush into anything. |
New Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor, “what kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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Sounds like pretty typical “state of the art” now days! lol
Have a lovely weekend!
| Romans 15:5-6“May the God who gives endurance and encouragement give you the same attitude of mind toward each other that Christ Jesus had, so that with one mind and one voice you may glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.”
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| You Are an English Garden |
 You are creative and vibrant. You are inspired by everything around you, and you don’t have any one style. You are informal, open-minded, and flexible. You love to play around with art and design. |
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.
The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down, and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up…
The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and commentaries, didn’t know what to do. His congregation suggested that he consult a house-bound 98 year old man, who was one of the founders of their temple. Perhaps the elderly man would be able to tell him what the actual temple tradition was. So he went to the nursing home with a representative of each faction of the congregation.
The one whose followers stood during Shema said to the old man, “Is the tradition to stand during this prayer?”
The old man answered, “No, that is not the tradition.”
The one whose followers sat asked, “Is the tradition to sit during Shema?”
The old man answered, “No, that is not the tradition.”
Then the rabbi said to the old man, “The congregants fight all the time, yelling at each other about whether they should sit or stand…”
The old man interrupted, exclaiming, “Yes! THAT is the tradition!”
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lol Well, we all have our ways! 
| Proverbs 31:30“Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the LORD is to be praised.”
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Isn’t’ that were ideas are born, in dreams?
| You Are Somewhat Exacting |
 You are a well rounded person who can see both small details and the whole picture. You are very balanced. You are slow to act. You like to weigh your options carefully before deciding what to do. You are extremely down to earth. You aren’t much of a dreamer – you’re a doer. You are a bit mysterious and withdrawn. You have deep spirituality that others can’t grasp. |
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, Mommy, I have to pee.”
The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper.'”
The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.
The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”
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You see now why it’s so important for parents to communicate?! lol
Have an epic weekend!
| James 5:16“Therefore confess your sins to each other and pray for each other so that you may be healed. The prayer of a righteous person is powerful and effective.”
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| You Are Competent |
 You’ve never had a problem speaking your mind. You are extremely honest. Whenever possible, you like to be in control. You are good at running things. |
The Word of the Day – thought you’d be interested! lol May the Fourth be with all you Star Wars fans out there!
sith
[sith] /sɪθ/
adverb, conjunction, preposition, Archaic.
1.
Origin of sith
950
before 950; Middle English; Old English siththa, dialectal variant of siththan, orig., sīth thām after that, subsequently to that, equivalent to sīth subsequently (akin to Gothic seithus, Old Norse sīth- late, German seit since) + thām, dative of demonstrative pronoun, i.e., “to that” (see the1); compare Old Norse sīthan sith
Joke of the Day
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.
“I’d love to be eight again.” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M’s.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size!!!!!!!”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.
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LOLOL Well, even if they get it wrong sometimes (and don’t we all?!) you have to give them an A+ for trying so hard to please us!
Have an awesome weekend, and May the Fourth be with you!
