Saturday, March 31, 2018

The Spring Test

Guilty!  I’m a PRO at daydreaming.  If it were an Olympic sport, I could have gotten a gold medal. 

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You Are Dreamy
There is a lot going on in that imagination of yours, and you would be content to daydream all day if you could.
You find it easy to transport yourself to another place – the past, the future, or a whole new world.

You experience spring a bit more intensely than most people. Every color, sound, smell, and feeling is heightened.
You think there is nothing better than waking up to a perfect spring morning. And if you don’t have one, you’ll just dream one up.



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Gardens

If I had a flower for every time I thought about you, I could walk forever in my garden.  ❤  @>~>~>’~>~>,~>~>~~



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Starting Motivation

Blogging From A to Z April Challenge

Motivational Quote #atozchallenge

The start is what stops most people.

Don’t give up without trying!
Yes, the blogging A to Z challenge is a challenge.

“You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t try.” – Beverly Sills

I hope to see

YOU

and your blog on Letter A tomorrow!

📜 And if your April posts are stories, please visit:

http://jlennidornerblog.what-are-they.com/2018/03/29/stories-of-atozchallenge-2018/ 📚

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Friday, March 30, 2018

Funnies

Three Senior Pals

Three seniors are out for a stroll.

One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”

Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”

The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”

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The Best Way to Garden

“The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes.  And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.”

–  Texas Bix Bender, Don’t Throw in the Trowel

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Hahahaha!  I can certainly identify with that last one!  Sounds like the perfect way to garden!  lol

Have an awesome weekend!

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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Colossians 1:27-28

Colossians 1:27-28“To them God has chosen to make known among the Gentiles the glorious riches of this mystery, which is Christ in you, the hope of glory. He is the one we proclaim, admonishing and teaching everyone with all wisdom, so that we may present everyone fully mature in Christ.”

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Daily Prompt

 

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It looks like Heaven.  🙂

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Honestly, I don’t think I have much of a competitive streak.

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

Daily Prompt

 

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Ha!  Well, lots and lots of travel guides have already been written about where I was born. 

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Hmm.  Well, assuming I’d ever even BE in a foreign city, after praying and crying, I’d probably try to find the nearest police station and try to call someone.

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The Spring Flowers Test

I think I want my New Year’s celebrations to happen in Spring.  It just … fits.
 

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You Are Hopeful
You expect the best in people, yourself, and the world. You have made a conscious choice to be an optimist.
You choose to see the upside of everything. It’s how you survive and thrive on this crazy planet.

Winter doesn’t get you down, but you do slow down a bit when it’s cold and dreary. You appreciate the time to hibernate.
You enjoy having the time to reflect and be calm, but you’re always happy for spring to come around again.

Spring is a time of new beginnings and fresh starts for you. It’s time to bloom again.
Spring makes you excited to explore and live life fully. Each new bloom inspires you a little bit more.



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Friday, March 23, 2018

Funnies

No Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”

asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”

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Now how can you argue with that?  😉

Have a great weekend!

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Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Hello Spring!

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Oh can’t help it, Spring makes me happy!  Woooo!

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Daily Prompt

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I suppose that would depend on what you define as impossible.  😉

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Romans 10:9-10

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”

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Saturday, March 17, 2018

Happy St Patrick’s Day!

 

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How Should You Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day?

Okay, I could sing a song, but nobody wants to hear that!  I’ll just hum quietly, maybe. 

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You Should Sing an Irish Song

You have to admit that you enjoy being the center of attention, especially when it comes to anything you’re good at.
You are a very emotional and sensitive person. You can’t help but express whatever you happen to be feeling.

You are positive and confident. You believe that there isn’t enough good in this world, and you actually do something about it.
You may enjoy the spotlight, but you are considerate about it. There’s plenty of room for everyone to join you in song!



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9 Things That Quiet, Awkward Introvert Wishes You Knew

Yes!  Oh, so much yes!  😀  Please click the link below if you’d like to read the whole article, and if you know any introverts (or are one!) you’ll find it pretty informative!  ~Vanessa

Later, a woman who was probably the most extroverted person in the room asks my boyfriend, “Was Jenn okay? She was so… quiet.”

I’ve heard something like this more times than I can count, but it never ceases to sting.  I never got to respond to that woman, but if I could, here are nine things I’d want her (and others) to know about introverts.

What Quiet Introverts Wish You Knew  

Source: 9 Things That Quiet, Awkward Introvert Wishes You Knew



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Friday, March 16, 2018

Funnies

Church Bloopers

“The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.”

– Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

– The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

– Evening massage – 6 p.m.

– The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

– Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. Ushers will eat latecomers.

– The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

– The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”

– During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.

– Due to the healing evangelist’s illness, Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

– Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

– Potluck supper: Prayer and medication to follow.

– Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.

– The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

– Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

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Oh I do love me some bloopers! 
Have an epic weekend!

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Thursday, March 15, 2018

Sunday, March 11, 2018

1 Peter 2:24

1 Peter 2:24““He himself bore our sins” in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; “by his wounds you have been healed.””

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Saturday, March 10, 2018

The Shamrock Personality Test

Good at taking charge, lolol.  When I was little, they used to say I was bossy.  In my defense, I was just copying my older sister.  😉

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Your Shamrock Says You Are Wise

You are well balanced and good at taking charge. You have good judgment.

Sometimes you take on too many projects at once. You get stressed out rather easily.

You don’t really consider yourself a lucky person. In your view, people create their own luck.

You are traditional, easy going, and appreciative of the simple things in life.



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Monday, March 5, 2018

Conversations

Mom: Well, men and women are just different, in a lot of ways …

Son: Yeah?  Like how?

Daughter: Women have periods.

Son: Well, men have exclamation points.  But mostly we have question marks. 

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That boy just cracks me up.  😀

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