Psalm 119:93

Psalm 119:93“I will never forget your precepts, for by them you have preserved my life.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What Is Your Summer Color?

“You Are Golden Bronze”

You are one cool cat during the hottest summer months, at least on the inside. You have a laid back approach to summer. You never let anything get too heated – literally and figuratively. You know how to chill when it’s time to wind down. You love to soak up the summer, and you prefer to keep your summers as lazy as possible. You are all about getting in that down time. You’re not one to let the summer pass you by. By deliberately going at a slow pace, you get as much summer as you want.

What Is Your Summer Color?

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Oh, Summer can pass.  I’m totally good with that. 

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Would You Like Dinner?

On an airplane, the flight attendant asked a man, “Would you like dinner?”

The man responded, “What are my choices?”

The flight attendant answered, “Yes, or no.”

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Hahaha!  Pretty much the same choices I give my family! 

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Happy Birthday!

My babiest one is now officially a teenager!  When did this happen?!  Just yesterday she was

Now …

This is her cake.  She loves Oreos, that’s what’s in the filling.  I still have to put the writing on it, and maybe some sprinkles if she’d like. 

She’s in a “don’t get me any presents, Mom, don’t make a big deal,” kind of phase.  I’m trying … a little. 

Happy Birthday, Baby Girl!  I love you so!

xoxox Mom

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Matthew 16:15-16

Matthew 16:15-16““But what about you?” he asked. “Who do you say I am?” Simon Peter answered, “You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God.”” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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The Summer Test

“Summer Means New Beginnings to You”

You are unselfconscious and totally natural in your behavior. You are free-spirited. You are a healing and calming influence. Many people open up and share their pain with you. You have cultivated gratitude and peace in your life. You see beauty in everything and in everyone. You are receptive and approachable. You are welcome the world with open arms.

The Summer Test

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Actually, I think Spring probably means “new beginnings” to me more than Summer does. 

 

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The Master of the House

 

A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a well-to-do young couple for a donation. Hearing a commotion inside he knocked extra-loudly on the door.

A somewhat disheveled man admitted him in. “What can I do for you?” he growled, clearly upset about something.

“I would like to speak to the master of the house,” said the solicitor politely.

“Then you’re just in time,” barked the young man. “My wife and I are settling that very question right now!”

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Y’know, it’s a new couple thing.    We all get it worked out eventually. 

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James 1:21

James 1:21“Therefore, get rid of all moral filth and the evil that is so prevalent and humbly accept the word planted in you, which can save you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What Does Your Favorite Summer Activity Say About You?

“You Are Brilliant”

You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts. Your ideas are never dull. You tend to think up the most innovative things. You mind knows no limits. You are intellectually open-minded. You like your beliefs and ideas being challenged. You value autonomy and independence. You strongly believe in being free.

What Does Your Favorite Summer Activity Say About You?

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Well.  I know I certainly like to think so, but I’m certain no one else would agree!  lol

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Happy Friday the 13th!

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Will you see the punch line coming?

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”
The man said: “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
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His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

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Ha, you knew that was coming, right? 

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Psalm 138:2

Psalm 138:2“I will bow down toward your holy temple and will praise your name for your unfailing love and your faithfulness, for you have so exalted your solemn decree that it surpasses your fame.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

“You Should Spend Your Summer in the Mountains”

You’re quiet, introspective, and a great thinker. You need a summer vacation that gets you away from the crowds and the heat. So retreat to the mountains, where you can clear your head.

Where Should You Spend Your Summer?

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Yay!  I think they nailed it!

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Squeezer

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.

The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried … over time: weightlifters, longshoremen, etc., but nobody could do it. One day, this scrawny little fellow came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a small voice, “I’d like to try the bet.”

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, “OK”; grabbed the lemon; and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little fellow. But the Crowd’s laughter turned to total silence … as the man clenched his little fist around the lemon … and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man: “What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?”

The little fellow quietly replied: “I work for the IRS.”

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Hahahahaha!

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Happy Independence Day!

 

With Love,

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Romans 12:3

Romans 12:3“[Humble Service in the Body of Christ] For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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