Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in Successful Triumph, Unseating Virtually every Worry … eXcepting Yellow
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
| Job 19:25“I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand on the earth.”
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You are optimistic and cheerful. You think the world is a bright and colorful place.
You are always inspired, and artistic expression comes easily for you. You make the most of your experiences.
Men can play with toys all their lives.
Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.
Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.
Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.
Men can “do” their fingernails with a pocket knife.
Men’s bellies usually hide their large hips.
Chocolate is just another snack.
The whole garage belongs to them.
Weddings take care of themselves.
Men’s last name never changes.
Everything on a man’s face stays its original color.
Men only have to shave their faces and necks.
Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.
Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.
For men, wrinkles add character.
Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase.
Men’s new shoes don’t cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.
Men don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.
Men have one mood all the time.
A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental – 100 bucks
Men can open all their own jars.
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Well! True ‘dat!
Have a great weekend!
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in Successful Triumph,
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in Successful
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
| Romans 1:20“For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.”
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You are autonomous and fulfilled. You know how to make yourself happy.
You are sweet and angelic. You try your best to never harm or hurt others in any way.
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well … they feel a bit tight.” replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet.
“Try pulling out on the tongue.” offers the clerk.
“Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.” He says.
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Okay, this one just cracked me up!
Have a lovely weekend!
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
| Romans 13:6-7“This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God’s servants, who give their full time to governing. Give to everyone what you owe them: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.”
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You have a delightful and colorful inner world. People would be stunned if they could see inside your head.
You aren’t afraid of failure. Tomorrow is always another beginning.
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
One day the sun was shinning brightly and the optimist said, “Great day, eh?”
The pessimist said, “The stupid sun will burn the crops.”
The next day it rained. Again the optimist tried to engage his friend, but the pessimist’s only response was: “Stinking rain will wash out all the seed!”
So the optimist took his friend duck hunting, which he loved.
After the first duck was shot the optimist dispatched his dog to fetch the duck. The dog ran on top of the water, picked up the duck and ran back.
The optimist exclaimed “Did you see that?”
The pessimist replied, “Dog can’t swim, eh?”
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Ha! Some people are just never happy!
Have a great, optimistic weekend!
Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice. Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just
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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order. Some days may have more than one word!
