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Wednesday, February 27, 2019
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Jeremiah 29:11-13
| Jeremiah 29:11-13“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the LORD, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future. Then you will call on me and come and pray to me, and I will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me with all your heart.”
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Saturday, February 23, 2019
What Does Your Heart Love?
Sure! That’s because love isn’t an emotion or feeling, it’s a verb. It’s a choice, an action. So it only makes sense to follow the head before following the heart. 
| Your Heart Loves Logic |
 You can’t follow your heart, at least in the sense that most people mean. You have to follow your head.Love has to be rational and logical for you. You love people and things that match up with your personality and ideals. It takes you a while to fall in love, as you do it systematically and methodically. You won’t love someone or something that’s wrong for you. |
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Friday, February 22, 2019
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Dead Again
During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”
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Ooh, bad husband! Bad! lol
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Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Sunday, February 17, 2019
Romans 8:35,37
| Romans 8:35,37“Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? Shall trouble or hardship or persecution or famine or nakedness or danger or sword? No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us.”
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Saturday, February 16, 2019
What’s Unique About Your Heart?
Well. Yeah. But I do think age and experience have a lot do with being more logical about it.
| Your Heart is Logical |
 You are wise and discerning. You focus on what really matters in life.You can’t fall in love with just anyone at any time. Everything needs to align for you. You are a crusader. You will go to the ends of the earth to fight for what’s right. |
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Friday, February 15, 2019
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Murphy the Spy
The CIA lost track of it’s operative in Ireland “Murphy. ” The CIA boss says, “All I can tell you is that his name is Murphy and that he’s somewhere in Ireland. If you think you’ve located him, tell him the code words, “The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning. ” If it’s really him, he’ll answer, “Yes, and for mist at noon as well. ”
So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one of the small towns. He says to the bartender, “Maybe you can help me. I’m looking for a guy named Murphy. ”
The bartender replies, “You’re going to have to be more specific because, around here, there are lots of guys named Murphy. There’s Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop on the next block. There’s Murphy the Banker, who’s president of our local savings bank. There’s Murphy the Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of fact, my name is Murphy, too. ”
Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try the code words on the bartender, so he says, “The weather forecast calls for mist in the morning.”
The bartender replies, “Oh, you’re looking for Murphy the Spy. He lives right down the street. ”
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The bartender always knows everything!
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Thursday, February 14, 2019
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Sunday, February 10, 2019
1 Corinthians 13:1-3
| 1 Corinthians 13:1-3“If I speak in the tongues of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal. If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing. If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.”
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Saturday, February 9, 2019
What’s Your Romance Style?
I do believe in the whole “right person” thing. And I’m blessed to have found mine. 
| Your Love Style is Light Hearted |
 You’re optimistic about love. You feel like the right person is out there for you, even if you haven’t met him or her yet.You do best in relationships that are steady, drama free, and easygoing. Love shouldn’t be hard. You are a great partner. You are generous, fun-loving and optimistic. |
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Friday, February 8, 2019
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And the Sign Said…
“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…
Spotted in a safari park (I sure hope so.):
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)
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Hahaha! Grammar failures often make for good funnies!
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Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Sunday, February 3, 2019
Psalm 59:16
| Psalm 59:16“But I will sing of your strength, in the morning I will sing of your love; for you are my fortress, my refuge in times of trouble.”
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Saturday, February 2, 2019
How Do You See Love?
Ha! No, not instant friends. I’m too shy and introverted for that. But, I can take an instant shine to people. I just don’t tell them, lol. Don’t want to seem creepy, you know!
| You See Love As Sweet |
 You are a ton of fun, and you love to bond with others. You make instant friends with people.Whenever you are single, you are very ready to love. You have an open heart. You are an easy person to be with and an easy person to love. You are a joy to be around. |
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Friday, February 1, 2019
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Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:
– Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
– Life is sexually transmitted.
– Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months maybe years.
– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
– All of us could take a lesson from weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
– Don’t worry about old age. It doesn’t last that long.
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Be that as it may, I’m still glad I’m not getting any older at all. 
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