| 1 Thessalonians 4:16-17“For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever.”
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You are a very deep person, without even meaning to be. You are always just looking beyond the surface in life.
You are very philosophical, and you think in interesting ways. You don’t take anything for granted and believe that everything should be questioned.
You are wiser than you think, even if you don’t have all the answers. You’ve collected a lot of good stuff along the way.
You do a lot of thinking, but when you need to turn it off, you can. Your inner peace is always right there waiting for you.
This is one of the results from the quiz, What Color Sky Are You?
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Collected a lot of stuff, yeah. The “good” part is questionable! lol
A couple of weeks after hearing a sermon on Psalms 51:2-4 [knowing my own hidden secrets] and Psalm 52:3-4 [lies and deceit], a man wrote the following letter to the IRS:
I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income, and have enclosed a check for $350.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.
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I confess, I kind of like the man’s style, lol. 
Have an epic weekend!
| Romans 12:10“Be devoted to one another in love. Honor one another above yourselves.”
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You are independent and original. You are highly inventive and creative.
You love undertaking new and interesting projects. You have lots of ideas.
You have a delightful and colorful inner world. People would be stunned if they could see inside your head.
You aren’t afraid of failure. Tomorrow is always another beginning.
This is one of the results from the quiz, The Sky Inspiration Test
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Well, the part about people being alarmedstunned if they could see inside my head is true.
Eddie was driving down the road and met a car coming the other way.
Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down, rolled down his window and shouted “Pig!”.
Astonished, the other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie…
Then his car hit the pig.
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This just hit my funny bone and cracked me up. 
Have a great weekend!
| Romans 11:33“[Doxology] Oh, the depth of the riches of the wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable his judgments, and his paths beyond tracing out!”
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You tend to have a pretty active lifestyle. You enjoy being on the go.
You don’t like to stick to a routine, and you prefer a life where the rules are flexible.
You are imaginative and very visual. You can play out whole movies in your head.
You are restless and a bit of a wanderer. You can’t be expected to stay in any one place for too long.
This is one of the results from the quiz, The Sky Test
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Ha! So not true! I make sticks in the mud look adventurous! lol
The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to his date Greta. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. Morton picked up the phone and dialed. “Hi Greta”, said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?”
“Oh my gosh” gushed Greta, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!”
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Sounds like a wonderful match! lol
Have a lovely weekend!
| Matthew 18:15“[Dealing With Sin in the Church] “If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over.”
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You are inventive, creative, and completely ingenious. You are extremely gifted.
You are insightful and astute. You are quite savvy when it comes to most things.
You are thorough and complete in everything you do. You don’t leave any stone unturned.
The right path is always clear, and you’re a bit of a visionary. You don’t take the lead, but others are welcome to follow you.
This is one of the results from the quiz, The Blue Skies Test
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*snort* Okay, this is only true of me in a dream world, hahaha!
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’
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I bet Rose remembers her husband’s name! lol
Have a wonderful weekend!
| Romans 12:12“Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.”
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Some may find you to be a bit harsh, but if anything you are a realist.
You are a loner and prefer to keep to yourself. You are shy, but you’re also naturally introverted.
Those who get to know you appreciate your practical, no-nonsense approach to life.
You may not be warm and fuzzy, but you are extremely caring in your own way.
This is one of the results from the quiz, Are You the Moon or the Sun?
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I guess this is pretty much accurate. Although, I am a hugger, once I get to know you, so I’m not totally lacking the warm fuzzies. 
