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Ephesians 6:12-13

Ephesians 6:12-13“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What Should You Do With Snow?

You Should Experience It

You are the type of person who finds joy in the little things. You don’t need much to be happy.
For you, snow is a gift all on its own. Just being out in the snow (or even close to snow) is enough for you.
You are very engaged with the world, and you experience everything you love fully. You can easily picture how it feels when it snows.
You are up for a snowy adventure if that’s what snow brings. But you’re also content to sit by the window and watch it snow.

 

 

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Should You Do With Snow?

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I have long said the best way to experience snow is in a snow globe, or a picture.  That really hasn’t changed. 

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I’m not having much luck with jobs lately..

1. I couldn’t concentrate in the Orange Juice factory.

2. I wasn’t Suited to be a Taylor.

3. The Muffler Factory was just Exhausting.

4. I couldn’t Cut it as a Barber.

5. I didn’t have the Patience to be a Doctor.

6. The Paper shop Folded.

7. The Pool maintenance was too Draining.

8. I got Fired from the Cannon factory.

9. And I just didn’t see any Future as a Historian.

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Oh the punny!  lol 

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Can you believe next weekend is February already?! 

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James 1:2-3

James 1:2-3“[Trials and Temptations] Consider it pure joy, my brothers and sisters, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith produces perseverance.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What’s Your Winter Sense?

Your Winter Sense is Taste

You love wonderful tastes, so how could you resist the delicious food of winter.
And between Christmas and Valentine’s Day, you’re covered for tasty sweet treats.
You’ve also got a fondness for seasonal beverages of all sorts? Peppermint hot chocolate or gingerbread latte anyone?
And who could forget Christmas dinner? No matter what can be said about winter, it’s a good season for eating.

 

 

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, What’s Your Winter Sense?

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Good for eating, ain’t that the truth!  lol

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Cowboy Advice

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.

* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.

* Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Don’t corner something that would normally run from you.

* It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.

* Don’t judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.

* Don’t fix it if it ain’t broke.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

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Ha!  Some of the wisest people around happen to be cowboys. 

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2 Corinthians 5:19-20

2 Corinthians 5:19-20“that God was reconciling the world to himself in Christ, not counting people’s sins against them. And he has committed to us the message of reconciliation. We are therefore Christ’s ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us. We implore you on Christ’s behalf: Be reconciled to God.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What Part of Winter Are You?

You Are Wool Socks

You are a very genuine person. You like to be comfortable, and you take good care of yourself.
You agree that life isn’t always fair, but you try to appreciate what you have. You can wait for better days if you need to.
You are good natured and easy to get along with. When in doubt, you show others compassion and respect.
You don’t try to change people – you meet them wherever they are. You are quite supportive.

 

 

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Part of Winter Are You?

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I do believe in comfort, but you know, I don’t think I’ve ever owned a pair of wool socks!  Maybe I ought to do something about that. 

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Weather or Not?

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Rainier, it’s going to rain.

If not, it already is.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?

Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.

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Stay dry out there!

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1 Peter 1:13

1 Peter 1:13“[Be Holy] Therefore, with minds that are alert and fully sober, set your hope on the grace to be brought to you when Jesus Christ is revealed at his coming.” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

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What’s Your Winter Personality?

Your Winter Personality is Comfortable

When the weather gets cold, you love to settle in and get cozy. There’s nothing better than being tucked under a warm blanket.
You can’t help but be influenced by the world around you, and winter is your time to slow down and relax.
You are genuinely nice and a joy to be around. You have a natural serenity that makes others feel calm.
You are unpretentious and very real. You find it easy to connect to others just by being yourself.

This is one of the results from the quiz, What’s Your Winter Personality?

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Well, my husband says I make him feel calm.   

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The Hangin’

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande.

The idea was that when each man had died, they’d cut the rope and he’d drop into the river and drift out of sight.  They put the first cowboy in the noose, but he was so sweaty and greasy he slipped out, fell in the river and swam to freedom.

They tied the noose around the second cowboy’s head. He, too, oozed out of the rope, dropped into the river and got away.

As they dragged the third Texan to the scaffold, he resisted, “Please! Would y’all tighten that noose a little bit? I can’t swim!”

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Silly cowboy! 

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