Thursday, June 13, 2019

June 13 | National Day Calendar

My birthday is National Kitchen Klutzes day?

Oh that just explains everything.  Everything!  *eyeroll*NATIONAL KITCHEN KLUTZES OF AMERICA DAY – June 13NATIONAL KITCHEN KLUTZES OF AMERICA DAY – June 13

NATIONAL KITCHEN KLUTZES OF AMERICA DAY

Each June 13 honors those who would like to cook and be in the kitchen, but it just doesn’t seem to work well for them. After all, it is National Kitchen Klutzes of America Day.

Klutz: most commonly referred to as a clumsy person. These are the people who set out with the intentions of Paula Dean or Julia Child as the open up the cookbook. Setting out the mixing bowl and ingredients, they imagine knife cuts as swift as Wolfgang Puck or Bobby Flay. However, reality quickly dissolves all those dreams as smoke billows from the oven and salt is mistaken for sugar. Those knife cuts become bloody, and cookies and fingers are burnt. The Kitchen Klutz has struck, and visions of spilled milk are pitifully cried over. It may be necessary to keep a first aid kit and fire extinguisher handy when Kitchen Klutzes are around. Be ready to call 911 and your favorite take out if you’re still hungry.

HOW TO OBSERVE

Use #NationalKitchenKlutzes to post on social media.

HISTORY

Within our research, we were unable to find the origin of Kitchen Klutzes of America Day.

Source: NATIONAL KITCHEN KLUTZES OF AMERICA DAY – June 13 | National Day Calendar

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Sunday, June 9, 2019

Matthew 7:13-14

Matthew 7:13-14“[The Narrow and Wide Gates] “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”

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Saturday, June 8, 2019

What Does Your Birthstone Say About You?

Pearl Says You Are Natural

You’re the type of person who is happy being you. You don’t feel the need to put on airs.
You tend to follow your heart and do whatever feels right. Deep down, you always know the right path.
The pearl is thought to promote prosperity and longevity. You feel like you have lucked out a bit in life.
But what you think is luck is actually a knack for knowing what path to take. You end up making good choices.

You go best with turquoise. A turquoise know how to get you out of your comfort zone for a rockin’ good time.
You clash with a garnet. Garnet are too calculating for your blow with the wind, whatever happens happens style.

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Does Your Birthstone Say About You?

*****

I had to smile when I saw the line about turquoise.  My husband’s birthstone is turquoise.  😀  Worked out nice, huh? 

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Sunday, June 2, 2019

Hebrews 9:28

Hebrews 9:28“so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.”

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Saturday, June 1, 2019

What Color Is Your Birthday?

Your Birthday is White

You are the peaceful type. You want a lot of things in your life, but you are not attached to any of them.
You are able to rise above most petty human emotions. You don’t get jealous or hurt easily.

You are very different from most people, and everyone you meet is able to figure that out quite quickly.
While you don’t exactly fit in, you can still relate to others well. People think highly of you.

 
This is one of the results from the quiz, What Color Is Your Birthday?
 

 

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It’s true I generally don’t get jealous, but I do believe I get hurt easily.  And no, I don’t fit it.  I don’t think I ever have. 

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