Groaners
– My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”
– I want to grow my own food, but I can’t find bacon seeds.
– I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic and turned myself around.
– So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
– I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
– Before your criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away and have their shoes.
– My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that.
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Ha! Gotta love the groaners!
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