Try the Internet
“C’mon Ma you have got to try it” I pleaded to my elderly Mother. I don’t know how my Mother lasted this long without ever using the internet, but enough was enough! I thought.
“Ok” she said reluctantly settling down by the computer and slowly putting on her reading glasses “what do I do now?”
“Now I’m going to open the home page of Google”, I explained. “OK here it is! Now type in ANY question you want into the bar over here and you will find an answer to your question.” I confidently assured her.
My Mother looked at me warily, thought for a second, and slowly began to type,
How is Gertrude doing this morning?
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Ha! Well, my husband and I do refer to Google as, “The Great Oracle Google,” because it gives a good impression of knowing everything, Heck, I bet if YOU typed in “How is Gertrude,” it would probably have an answer for you.
Have an epic first-weekend-in-October!
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