I think this has now become our traditional New Year’s Joke, lol.
Drinking and Driving
Ringing in the New Year can be difficult on those who partake of what Rush Limbaugh refers to as “adult beverages.” Some of them have run-ins with the authorities after social sessions and celebrations. A young man celebrated New Year’s Eve with a few friends. He has a couple of cocktails and what he thought was some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well he may have gone slightly over the limit, he did something he has never done before – he took a cab home. Sure enough, he came upon a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
He said he arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise because he had never driven a cab before, is not sure where he got it or what to do with it now that it is in his garage.
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Good thing he took a cab! Hope your New Year’s celebrations were wonderful!
Have a great 1st weekend of 2016!
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