Friday, June 19, 2015

Funnies

The Football Game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it … .

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”

Blonde!  They made her blonde!  Aaaarrrrggghhh! 

Still, it IS only 25¢.  Winking smile 

Have an awesome, Father’s Day weekend!

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